Man, you are on fire!
I know I am, but did you know that smoking is the leading cause of fire deaths?
Yeah, well, did you know that many of the smoking fires are caused by someone throwing cigarettes in the trash?
Did you know that smoke kills most people in the fires, not the flames?
Well, did you know that smoke alarms are missing or disabled in most fatal fires?
Well, did you know that every two-and-a-half hours, someone dies in a fire?
Now, you know!